The Federation of Pacific Federal Islands is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.247 billion Pacific Federal Islandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mingori. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The Pacific Federal Islandsian economy, worth 72.8 trillion Pacific Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,353 Pacific Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, most citizens in Pacific Federal Islands are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, diminutive Pacific Federal Islandsian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Pacific Federal Islandsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pacific Federal Islands's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Pacific Federal Islands is ranked 199,020^th in the world and 8,491^st in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 1.25 billion capita.